Aside from a modest amount of taxidermy, I’m not really a big collector of things. I do, however, hoard certain consumables, including salt and sauce packets. I’ve already told you all about my salts, so let’s discuss the sauce.
The packets are kept in the packet drawer in my kitchen, arranged in neat little rows for easy access. Some of the packets are hoarded for obvious reasons, but I have other, more complicated motivations for stocking up on the others. Come with on a journey through my packet drawer, and behold its many wonders.